Snorty is not a tracker. It's the journal you wish you had — for the dog you'll always remember. We learn your dog's patterns, one 5-second observation at a time.
You know when Max sounds different. You feel when his energy drops. You spot when something's a little off — long before any vet visit confirms it. But two years from now, you won't remember which week he started snoring, or what changed between summer and fall.
Snorty is the life archive for that. Not a tracker. Not a vet replacement. A journal that quietly remembers everything you'd want to know — and learns your dog's patterns along the way. So when something matters, you have proof. You have context. You have history.
It's a bulldog thing. — and you know exactly what we mean.
Three simple stages. No streaks. No pressure. Just a 5-second ritual that turns into a record you'll be glad you kept.
Tell Snorty about your dog. Name, breed, age, weight. No account needed. No data shared. Just a soft introduction.
For 7 days, Snorty learns what's normal for your dog. After that, even small changes become visible.
You observe. Snorty organizes. One short check captures your mood-of-the-day for your dog. Over time, you see patterns yesterday, last week, last month — built from your own observations.
Every weird, wonderful behavior gets a name, a stamp, and a shareable card. So you can prove to your partner that yes, Max really is built this way.
Owners don't remember dates. Vets ask "when did this start?" and we say "two weeks ago, maybe three?". Snorty solves this.
With one tap, generate a Vet-Ready PDF: weeks of YOUR observations, context events (diet change, new supplement, weather), and the patterns you noticed. Send it on WhatsApp before the visit.
Free forever for the daily ritual. Premium when you want vet-ready peace of mind.
No. Snorty is a pattern detection journal, not a medical device. We never diagnose, prescribe, or replace your veterinarian. We help you notice changes and bring objective data to vet visits. For any health concern, consult a licensed vet.
We're starting focused: French Bulldogs, English Bulldogs, and Pugs at launch. Brachycephalic breeds share specific health considerations (BOAS, heat sensitivity), so we want to do them properly first. Expanding to other breeds in 2026.
For the first week, Snorty learns what normal looks like for your specific dog — breathing rhythm, sleep patterns, energy signature. After Day 7, you see "Max vs Max" comparisons rather than population averages. Your dog's personal pattern is what matters.
Always. Your journal stays yours. We never sell data, never share with insurance companies, never use your videos to train external AI models. Pack-wide insights are anonymized and aggregated. You can export or delete everything at any time.
Not at first. The first 7 days are local on your device. After Day 7 — once your baseline is built and there's something worth saving — we'll offer optional account creation to back up your journal and sync across devices.
Early access in late 2026. Public App Store launch shortly after. The first 1,000 founder dogs get lifetime free access to all Bulldog Things and a "Founder" badge in the Pack.
Yes. Vet Report PDFs are designed to be readable in 60 seconds — exactly the time a vet has. We're also building a Vet Partner Program for clinics that want to recommend Snorty to their patients. Your vet gets clear data; you get faster, cheaper visits.
The first 1,000 owners on the waitlist get lifetime free access to all Bulldog Things, a Founder badge in the Pack, and direct line to the team. Help shape Snorty.